So I think Albedo could be a December ‘s (or better January’s) Capricorn, in your opinion?

Maybe even an Aries of April 🤔

NO WAIT

TAURUS OF MAY

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

You can’t forget this one either

THERE IS A SEQUEL

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

have some bens and some tens

Albedo 🥺🥺💕

Me and Albedo lol

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

This is the worst addition to this post

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

why ;-;

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Listen, OP’s Dad, I am 110% straight, but that extra 10% goes into supporting LGBTQ+ people like your child. And you can’t even give so much as 1% to them? Smh

Beautiful.

I like how this post’s reblog/like ratio is over 100%

I’m Daphne

wait THIS is where that picture of Daphne comes from????

Edited UAF Albedo with his OV hair and eye look + inverted the number, and look at him now hjdsgfhdgf

Yeah yeah, now merry me pls 🤚🏻❤️

Rating cat activities

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Wtf, how cute

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

Earth is effing amazing!

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Emerald Grotto (Italy, Amalfi)

I have reason to believe that if Ben 10 were more popular, that Albedo would have been a Tumblr Sexy man.

I totally agree

scaramouche fits him well

Omg ScarAlbedo

Doop a doop dikddnndne head fart

Is albedo from the bad universe pink???? Like, Bad is a few shades darker then ben and when inverted would be like, a lighter red which is then pink. Would albedo be a good guy in that universe??? Like, would he be be with Vilgax who would be like, the universe's hero??? :/ how does the bad universe timeline go? Would Azmuth the one to mentor ben and just let him be with the watch and oversees the universe crumble cuz he really doesn't care.

Or would albedo switch with azmuth and it would be albedo taking over most of the creation of the watch, mentoring bad, and bad is poo poo evil evil and albedo just goes with it cuz lol funny funny let's see how it goes. And azmuth is the one to turn human and attempts to get the omnitrix back hut since bad and albedo combined are too much, leaves azmuth in a loop of trial and error barley getting there but it's never enough. Same as Albedo, hates the dookie out of being human but is overall more well adjusted and can keep galvan form better lol?????

I have no idea what I'm talking about :')