Me: “How was your first day back at school after Thanksgiving? Did you walk right up to the biggest bully in school and say ‘How was your turkey?!’”
12yo:
Me:
12yo:
Me: “Who is the biggest bully in school anyway?”
12yo: “You are.”
Me: “Well, maybe if you weren’t such a DWEEBAZOID I wouldn’t have to bully you so much.”
12yo: “How was your turkey?”