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B3ta newsletter 904, out now
"URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS"
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
Read newsletter 904
"URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS"
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
Read newsletter 904
published by rob on 26th Apr at 8pm
Should you play Theme Hospital in 2024? I made this!
See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today)
My 4th video in my restrospective look at some classic games - how am i doing? Does anyone have any suggestions on how i can improve things?
See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today)
created by Snorty McBumhole on 29th Apr at 7pm
Computer Pop
AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
See all 59 images (open)
AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
See all 59 images (open)
set by monkeon on 26th Apr at 6pm
Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino's in the news for ditching his 10th and final film. Let's take a look back and celebrate his violent, potty-mouthed movies.
See all 68 images (open)
Quentin Tarantino's in the news for ditching his 10th and final film. Let's take a look back and celebrate his violent, potty-mouthed movies.
See all 68 images (open)
set by monkeon on 19th Apr at 3pm
The 60s Internet
If the web had existed in the 1960s, what sort of swinging sites and flower power memes would they have had? Show us the 60s internet.
See all 46 images (open)
If the web had existed in the 1960s, what sort of swinging sites and flower power memes would they have had? Show us the 60s internet.
See all 46 images (open)
set by monkeon on 12th Apr at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 903, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAKES INCREASINGLY ELDERLY PEOPLE DO MODERATE CHUCKLES?"
This Week:
* AN IMAGE CHALLENGE WITH 160 ENTRIES - Hooray!
* EGGPOD SUMMER EVENT - Tickets now on sale
* AGAIN A WEIRDLY BURSTING FOLLOW UPS THING - why?
Read newsletter 903
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAKES INCREASINGLY ELDERLY PEOPLE DO MODERATE CHUCKLES?"
This Week:
* AN IMAGE CHALLENGE WITH 160 ENTRIES - Hooray!
* EGGPOD SUMMER EVENT - Tickets now on sale
* AGAIN A WEIRDLY BURSTING FOLLOW UPS THING - why?
Read newsletter 903
published by rob on 12th Apr at 7pm
"FAILURE TO READ THIS NEWSLETTER MAY RESULT IN YOUR BUM FALLING OFF"
This Week:
* ALIEN - The text-y word game
* SURPRISINGLY BULGING 'what happened next' bit
* PHOTO GAME - How to make a perfect cup of tea
Read newsletter 902
This Week:
* ALIEN - The text-y word game
* SURPRISINGLY BULGING 'what happened next' bit
* PHOTO GAME - How to make a perfect cup of tea
Read newsletter 902
published by rob on 6th Apr at 2pm
Big-Screen Comedy Cameos
Brighten up films by adding classic characters from the world of sitcoms and TV comedy. Let's see Onslow comparing vests with Bruce Willis or the Fonz jump Jaws.
See all 160 images (open)
Brighten up films by adding classic characters from the world of sitcoms and TV comedy. Let's see Onslow comparing vests with Bruce Willis or the Fonz jump Jaws.
See all 160 images (open)
set by monkeon on 4th Apr at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 901 - out now
"JOIN THE EIGHT PEOPLE WHO OPENED THE B3TA NEWSLETTER THIS YEAR"
This Week:
* YES IT'S A GAME - Dog Poo Golf
* JOEL FROM RATHERGOOD - makes a TV show
* MAKE TERRIBLE AI SONGS - with absolutely no effort
Read newsletter 901
"JOIN THE EIGHT PEOPLE WHO OPENED THE B3TA NEWSLETTER THIS YEAR"
This Week:
* YES IT'S A GAME - Dog Poo Golf
* JOEL FROM RATHERGOOD - makes a TV show
* MAKE TERRIBLE AI SONGS - with absolutely no effort
Read newsletter 901
published by rob on 29th Mar at 7pm
Literal Celebs
Jonathan Gullis reportedly had a shit-fit when a child made a picture of him as a gull. Let's depict other famous people literally. Kate Bush as a bush, Michael Fish as a fish... that sort of thing.
See all 113 images (open)
Jonathan Gullis reportedly had a shit-fit when a child made a picture of him as a gull. Let's depict other famous people literally. Kate Bush as a bush, Michael Fish as a fish... that sort of thing.
See all 113 images (open)
set by monkeon on 28th Mar at 7pm
Pink Floyd
We've done challenges on The Beatles, ABBA, and Queen, so let's Photoshop the FOURTH greatest band of all time... it's your dad's favourite - Pink Floyd!
See all 58 images (open)
We've done challenges on The Beatles, ABBA, and Queen, so let's Photoshop the FOURTH greatest band of all time... it's your dad's favourite - Pink Floyd!
See all 58 images (open)
set by monkeon on 21st Mar at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 900, out now
"THE ONLY NEWSLETTER LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH HAVE A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD"
This Week:
* JAWS - with 'improved' music
* NEW CHALLENGE - Royal Photoshop Disasters
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - Star Wars vs Adverts (good)
Read newsletter 900
"THE ONLY NEWSLETTER LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH HAVE A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD"
This Week:
* JAWS - with 'improved' music
* NEW CHALLENGE - Royal Photoshop Disasters
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - Star Wars vs Adverts (good)
Read newsletter 900
published by rob on 15th Mar at 11pm
Royal Photoshop Disasters
Following Kate Middleton's dicking around with her press photo, let's go back in time and ruin every other royal photograph and portrait in history using the powers of Photoshop CS3.
See all 80 images (open)
Following Kate Middleton's dicking around with her press photo, let's go back in time and ruin every other royal photograph and portrait in history using the powers of Photoshop CS3.
See all 80 images (open)
set by monkeon on 13th Mar at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 899, out now
"FROM YOUR INBOX TO BINBOX IN ONE EASY CLICK"
This Week:
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Star Wars adverts
* JAMES BOND - mucks up his catchphrase
* FESSHOLE DURHAM GIG - announced, hooray, etc
Read newsletter 899
"FROM YOUR INBOX TO BINBOX IN ONE EASY CLICK"
This Week:
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Star Wars adverts
* JAMES BOND - mucks up his catchphrase
* FESSHOLE DURHAM GIG - announced, hooray, etc
Read newsletter 899
published by rob on 8th Mar at 6pm
Star Wars vs Adverts
Chile has shown us the future by inserting a beer commercial into Star Wars. Show us what other product placement and adverts could be shoe-horned into the Star Wars galaxy, or what commercials the characters could make a cameo in whilst George isn't looking.
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Chile has shown us the future by inserting a beer commercial into Star Wars. Show us what other product placement and adverts could be shoe-horned into the Star Wars galaxy, or what commercials the characters could make a cameo in whilst George isn't looking.
See all 89 images (closed)
set by monkeon on 7th Mar at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 898, out now
"THE ONE WHERE THE CAST OF FRIENDS COOK AND EAT A DOG"
This Week:
* INTERACTIVE - Find out what celebs are 'doing'
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Art on a budget
* STAR TREK SINGS - the fabulous results
Read newsletter 898
"THE ONE WHERE THE CAST OF FRIENDS COOK AND EAT A DOG"
This Week:
* INTERACTIVE - Find out what celebs are 'doing'
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Art on a budget
* STAR TREK SINGS - the fabulous results
Read newsletter 898
published by rob on 1st Mar at 7pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.
posted by God on 29th Feb at 1pm
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- * FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - USING THE THIRD DIMENSION
- * SAD GOODBYES - TO THE BEST BEATLES PODCAST EVER
- * FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-BIRMINGHAM DATE ANNOUNCED
Computer Pop
AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum
Your newsletter team Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum looking for a good time.
Adam Buxton
Adam Buxton once bestrode our screens like a televisual Tyrannosaur as part of comedy duo Adam & Joe. Now he's turned up on YouTube making amusing video shorts.
