There’s an ancient pair of couplets that goes like this:

“Hurray, hurray!
The first of May!
Outdoor fucking
starts today!”

Noted wordplay expert Willard R. Espy in his book Another Almanac Of Words At Play says this is a modernized version of an older folk verse, thusly:

“Hurray, hurray!
The first Of May!
Hedgerow tupping
starts today!”

But, sadly, hedgerows have fallen almost as far out of fashion as that venerable word “tupping”, which anciently referred to the breeding of sheep, but had already become a synonym for “fucking” by Shakespeare’s time.

In honor of this venerable holiday, I offer some anonymous 20th-century outdoor gay orgy art:

Be sure to click the artwork to embiggen it — something that works more often than most people seem to realize here at ErosBlog.

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This is not, of course, an actual nun, but the model retained by Color Climax: Pornography In Color #62 wore the costume well (if not for a long time) and put her heart, her soul, and her pussy wholly into the performance:

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I can’t be certain this is a bridal party doing cheeky photos after a wedding, but the lady second from the right does have a bouquet in her hand, so I’m going with that:

I wish I were enough of botanist to identify the continent, country, or mountain range where this photo was taken by identifying the greenery in the foreground, but sadly, I am not. Three different skin tones, three puffy jackets, one fake fur coat, one sweater, one posh cashmere sweater, and one “I left my coat in the car” makes me think “Europe, urban girls in the countryside, but not in Eastern Europe.” That’s all I got!

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No, silly, not that kind of swingers. The kind that hang out in your porch swing in the buff and drink all your beer:

From the 1977 Dutch contact magazine Cash #65.

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I usually prefer the word “pussy” over “cunt” but thirty years of internet cat pictures with jokey “fat pussy” clickbait titles have poisoned “pussy” in this particular context. So, today we’re calling a cunt a cunt. This one is particularly thick and appealing:

For people who prefer a bit more visual context, here it is uncropped:

The woman is said to be Machiko, perhaps Machiko Ono, and the photo may have first appeared on Tokyo-Hot.com.

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It may not have been my kind of party precisely, but I can tell that some serious partying went down here nonetheless:

Photo features Onlyfans personality TwinkieTheTwink.

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There’s a reason Zelda is legendary, but who knew it involved blowing cum bubbles at sex parties in random bokoblin camps?

By Sabudenego.

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