Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Submit a Link »

Tue April 23, 2024
	With the gators jaws around Georgitis' arm, after he tried to escape by stabbing it with the screwdriver, "I put my feet up against him just launched back as hard as I possibly could and somehow ripped my arm out and not off." That hurts just to read source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Suddenly, squirrels source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Today is simultaneously National Lover's Day and National Take a Chance Day, so take a chance and spread your love. Sure, you might get the clap but that's what it's all about source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Photoshop this cold river source: i.cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	9
	Kyoto goes on high alert after rogue sakura tree slams man to ground source: soranews24.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Sugar Baby Riri sentenced to nine years in jail for defrauding three rich, vain men, selling how-to book to sugar baby wannabe and evading taxes source: japantoday.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Today is Canada Book Day, so if you have their book, please give it back. Some of them know how to read source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	CDC forced to update its outdoor activity heat advisory color chart to include "MOAR Dangerously Hotter than Red Hot" designation due to climate change. Say hello to Purple Hell Hot source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Salmon sperm? in my sandy vagina? source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Karen the Ostrich died. Has anyone seen my keys? source: cjonline.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	SwissAir jet nearly collides with 4 other aircraft on JFK runway. Is today take your child to work day? source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Nine year old British boy wins the European Gull Screeching Championship. You already know a child like that source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	12
	I'm not saying a massive saucer-shaped 'UFO' broke down in the desert and needed a flatbed, but aliens broke down in the desert source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	42
	On this day in history, in 1014, High King Brian of Ireland was killed by Vikings. Adding insult to injury, scholars record that as he lay dying, his stricken soldiers all come together to sing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Instead of going to his trial for child rape, cop shoots up school, kills his wife and underage girlfriend, abducts his kid, and tries to flee the country. Also, wife-murdering pedo cop hat trick in play source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	133
	Caption this mother offering her child a snack source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	27
	Roses are red, violets are blue. I fought cancer, with poetry, too source: abcactionnews.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Get off my lawn... or die source: pahomepage.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	In all fairness, has there ever been a year where they DIDN'T predict an 'above average' hurricane season? source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	At the rate these things are built, the first bullet train trip will be between Shady Sands and New Vegas source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	102
(Some Guy)	Suddenly, Thundersnow source: mynbc5.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	'Felon who eluded cops after swinging sword, huffing nitrous found in porta-potty' No word on his Fark handle source: koin.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	New Dehli smells like a garbage fire. Moreso than usual source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Today in New Signs of Dystopia: Cotton Eye Joe is breaking YouTube records source: nme.com \| share: Copy Link	129
	Londoner rolls out of bed and straight into the trash, slicing his rent and his commuting costs in one fell swoop - not today, capitalism, not today source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	31
	New study finds that Bigfoot sightings are probably just bears, which is just what they want you to believe source: mentalfloss.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Photoshop these dam workers source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	22
	Russia is jamming airplane GPS for thousands of flights across Europe. What could possibly go wrong? source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Belgian man whose body makes its own alcohol cleared of drunk-driving. Fark account suspension still pending source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	The Horse Fisterer (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	49
	Say, anyone checked on Haiti in a while? source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	132
	Day 790 of WW3. Agreement for Ukraine to get long-range ATACMS has been reached, just before the Senate votes on the House bill providing military support. Meanwhile, orcs are trying to depopulate Kharkiv. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	395
	We're gonna need a bigger ball pit source: goodmorningamerica.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	"Plasmic Echo"? That's the FBI's name for the Trump classified documents investigation? I'd have gone with "Attention Whore Supreme" but that's just me. Ideas to the right source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Paying a young person for sexually explicit images is hazardous to your health and career if you work at the BBC source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	30
	TFA isn't saying BooBoo about the bear, but Yogi to admit, it is probably a very big one source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	LOL - No source: techdirt.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Remember that recent thread about Wal-Mart ground beef? Hang on to your buns. Some of you may be in a real pickle source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Killjoy was here (and was utterly defeated by a joint dragon/RAF task force) source: grimsbytelegraph.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	22
	Iran purchases the latest Photoshop upgrade source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	If you are clothed head to toe in camouflage while making turkey sounds, then you just might be shot like a turkey. Just sayin' source: ktul.com \| share: Copy Link	43

Mon April 22, 2024
	Eats, throws a glass, and leaves doesn't quite have the same ring to it source: wgal.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	San Franciscans are flushed with excitement source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi...Strike, Strike, Strike source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Cold storage warehouse goes up in flames. Guess someone let all the cold out source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	That's some good adVice officer source: panow.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Oh nothing, just Vlad is scrambling nuclear capable forces to the border with Finland. It's not like they and Russia have any animosity (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	116
	On this day in history, in 1989, absolutely nothing happened in Tiananmen Square, at least according to the Chinese government source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	'murica's most murdery muncipalities source: 247wallst.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Photoshop this mothership source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	12

Load older headlines

These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »