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Fri April 19, 2024
	You want to retire but you have no savings? Not ok, boomer source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Study shows mentally stimulating work is key to avoiding dementia, so be sure to submit your recommended daily allowance of clever Fark headlines source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Mormons go wild over Middle School rumors and innuendo about furries source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	46
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this artist at work source: liveabout.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Why is Liz Truss in the news? Does she have a book tour about how badly she screwed up or something? source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	It's not the first time money has saved someone's butt in an emergency source: longisland.news12.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Good news, everyone: Israel's attack on Iran was a "deescalatory strike", so we can look forward to Iran's dedeescalatory counterstrike in the coming days source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	63
	Day 786 of WW3. Mordor loses a strategic bomber and UAF claims credit. More "attempted" drone strikes at ZNPP, Ukraine aid bill supposedly gets voted on tomorrow, and Emperor Hirocheeto weighs in on the topic. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Sure, just like the "pros" told you to "wear a mask" and "get vaccinated" and "stop eating horse paste." Face it folks, if the pros knew what they were talking about, they'd be rich. I know where I'm investing all my money source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	21
	At last, incontrovertible proof that no child is safe in the presence of a drag que-- oh wait, scratch that. It was another cop source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Man drinks at 120 bars in 24 hours to set new world record, gain eternal bragging rights at Fark parties source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Make sure you put 'Elmo's satellites stripping the Earth's atmosphere and destroying all of us' on your upcoming bingo cards source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	51
	Do this on Tinder and you're guaranteed to bang source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Copying the Alzheimer's portion of your airport's namesake's life is not recommended source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Conservation now has equal claim to public lands as drilling and grazing. Take that, cows rolling coal source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	I stood my ground because was trying to sacrifice my body to Bigfoot source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	If you put a deer hunting stand in a Minnesota state forest, expect a response by howitzer source: bemidjipioneer.com \| share: Copy Link	20
(Some Guy)	Ship losing power near a bridge. It happens more often than you think source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Today's heartbreaking failure of late-stage capitalism cloaked as heart-warming act of volunteerism brought to you by one dedicated dad in Billings, Montana source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	38

Thu April 18, 2024
	Millennials want to retire in their 50s...most likely to slowly ride into the sunset on their sparkle-farting unicorns source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	Jailhouse Pickleball blues source: arlnow.com \| share: Copy Link	13
(Some Tornado Watcher)	Oklahoma decided to bring large scale disaster movies back source: newatlas.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Virginia schoolbus takes kids on an unexpected field trip to the DMV source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Israel strikes back hitting Iran and Iranian bases in Syria and Iraq source: jpost.com \| share: Copy Link	370
	Police confirm bodies found in shipping container on Goolma Road in Gulgong, north of Mudgee are not suspicious. Apparently since this is Australia where death reigns supreme, this is not unusual source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	22
	Uber driver reveals weirdest items left in car - and they are turtley insane source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	25
	Photoshop this odd looking bird source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Group in North Carolina seen pulling black bear cubs from tree to get selfies. Sadly Darwin does not win any prizes source: wlos.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Internet lines deliberately cut at the Sacramento airport cause flight delays and lack of cat videos source: kcra.com \| share: Copy Link	101
	What is Times Square missing? A 65-foot hot dog sculpture and it's just what NYC needs source: pix11.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Plan to protest by blocking traffic on a major bridge? Make sure you have your checkbook handy source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	153
	San Quentin Resident(?) Released on parole after 53 years. Bureau of Pardons claims they do not refuse to parole persons who refuse to admit guilt but Subby is willing to bet several hundred confessed murderers spent less time in prison source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Husband and wife killed by sheep in suspected New Zealand love triangle source: nzherald.co.nz \| share: Copy Link	69
	Article argues that the internet isn't wild enough, and clearly hasn't been in TFD lately source: noemamag.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Photoshop these Greek priestesses lighting the Olympic torch source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dallan, Christine & Dill. Fool's Gold Octopus edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	1
	CTV on the leading edge of breaking first world problems source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	87
	Two questions: 1) Who sends their kid to kindergarten with a quarter pound of blow? And 2) What's a 7 year old doing in kindergarten? source: wdsu.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Just another day in Fark's favorite state source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	'Aliens stole my eggs for...reasons' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	43
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is hosted by a mystery DJ armed with a socalnewwaver approved playlist. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #598. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	84
	Turns out you're probably not stronger than a Victorian child source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	89
	Ashes to Ashes, Juice to Dust source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	The "blackout challenge" is back to take out a new generation of children. It's only a matter of time until parents will have to hide their Tide Pods source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Student kicked out of school over wet farts and liquid ass sues source: columbiaspectator.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	LAPD announces that officer whose stray bulled killed an innocent 14-year-old girl during a confrontation at a store will not face any charges source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	144
	Would you be interested in donating a kidney for $50,000? Being that you could help prevent 60,000 deaths and save American taxpayers $25 billion, you might want to think about it source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	You can complain that the meth ain't what it used to be, but not to a cop source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Dumbarse British tourist in Spain now critically ill after misjudging jump from off-limits sea cliff and landing on rocks. Since his blokes were cheering him on we'll assume he was drunk source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	65
	Indonesian Volcano's hot new mixtape features chart-toppers like "Tsunami Warning" and "Light Up the Sky" source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	10

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