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Wed May 22, 2024
	If you ever wanted to be a mutant take a dive in Baltimore source: foxbaltimore.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Hellbenders released into Middle Tennessee streams. Want to know why? source: wkrn.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Russia denies launching a 'space weapon' in the path of a US satellite, which virtually guarantees that there's a shipping container filled with conscripts armed with sharp sticks in orbit right now source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Caption these pensioners at Chelsea source: assets.londonist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Does the UK need another Milton Keynes? No source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from John Foxx, Translator, Blue Peter, Fad Gadget, and Talk Talk. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #606. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	76
	STDs are increasing globally, the WHO claims, saying 'Tommy' and 'Quadrophenia' are the most likely culprits source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Today is World Goth Day, so let's all take a moment to consider the contributions of the Eastern Germanic peoples to the fall of the Western Roman Empire through brooding music, dark eyeliner, and black clothing source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Florida man drops his phone then finds it still working fine the next day. FARK: From 12,000 feet source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	List of rejected vanity plates, Kentucky edition. Someone really wants a version of DAT ASS and BAD ASS. Drew denies all wrongdoing source: whas11.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	$600 Willy source: nzherald.co.nz \| share: Copy Link	38
	Never bring a Mariachi to a flamethrower fight source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	19
(Some Guy)	According to a new analysis by someone who has never driven on the Turnpike during rush hour, Jersey drivers are the 5th best in the country source: wrat.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Howler monkeys falling out of trees. Avocado shortages. Record ocean temperatures. Farm workers dying. A heat dome over Mexico. Another Katrina or two. You want "wrath of God stuff"? You got it source: dailykos.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	If you're going to scam elderly women, make sure you wear appropriate t-shirts source: fox35orlando.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Drop some french fries within the immediate vicinity of a hungry Seagull? That'll be £200 please (includes dramatic reconstruction of the harrowing incident) source: kentonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	42
	Photoshop this runner breaking the tape source: pbs.twimg.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Petunia went from a stray dog in Texas to Wisconsin where she blossomed into a therapy dog who gives understanding and unconditional love to patients and their families. I would gladly let this sweet pup lean into me on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video) source: wisn.com \| share: Copy Link	121
	Don't like your pothole? Fine, we're replacing it with a speed bump. Bloody ingrates, these citizens, don't know why we bother source: southwalesargus.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	19
	"Help our son? Why would we help him? That little shiat put us both in jail source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Retired pilot says airborne turbulence fatalities will only increase as climate change advances and people still refuse to wear their seatbelts voluntarily source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	66
	Day 819 of WW3. Mordor tries to change maritime border in the Baltic. Kremlin begins "tactical nuke" exercises and accuses the US of putting weapons in space. Pics emerge showing orc atrocities in Vovchansk. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	158
(Some Guy)	Texas A&M suspends Title IX Administrator & begins investigation after he recently lamented the fact that the new Biden administration Title IX rewrite did not go far enough in extending to transgender competition in athletics. Classy move A&M source: texasscorecard.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Derek Chauvin's knee sued by woman's neck source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Police are calling Ishmael lots of things after he allegedly stole a police cruiser in Providence source: turnto10.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Bill for Italian hotel room with "sea view" deserves to be paid for with Monopoly "money" source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Knee-deep hail in Colorado source: coloradosun.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Even when you're the one with two tons of metal, the møøse'll kill ya (møøse trifecta complete) source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	10
	Seriously hangry for some cheese pizza? That's an emergency when you're five years old. Quick, call 911 source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Dim bulbs don't notice dim bulbs source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Pennsylvania man learns prostitution is no laughing matter source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Headline of the Month April 2024 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Headline of the Month Voting for April 2024. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	1

Tue May 21, 2024
	Thieves run off with three bags source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	24
	Royal Caribbean Cruise gift turns into Royal Pain in the wallet source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	58
	♫Well I've got friends is high places so when I kill I just write a thesis♫ source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Russia jails 'hypersonic' missile scientist for 14 years for treason and absolutely not for making a normal missile and just painting the word 'hypersonic' on it source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	The Dalai Lama once told an overweight cameraman he was in danger of becoming one with the universe source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	And now, you're reading a headline for an article about a Reddit post featured on Fox News and reposted on AOL. Also, something about outrage source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Thug)	Photoshop this garden party source: marthastewart.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	I guess that's called going parcel source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Begun, the Møøse Wars have (møøse trifecta now in play) source: globalnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	36
	The government of the Turks and Caicos islands refuse to be bullied by US Congressmen into letting American citizens go free for violating a minor law. To be fair, having ammunition in your luggage deserves a stern lecture, but not a prison stretch source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	237
	Texas residents are reaping the rewards of climate change denial and fiscal austerity source: khou.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	Invite a psycho-killer inside / Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride / Take your helmet off in outer space / Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place source: ksat.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Today's legal tip: Do not confess to first degree murder on Snapchat source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Photoshop these color coordinated chairs source: media.architecturaldigest.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 21 is 'neophyte' as in: "Many viewers feel the best parts of the Matrix movies were the Agent Smith and Neophyte scenes" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	When you're on a tight deadline to write up a terrifying fearmongering article, what do you do? Ask AI source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
	If your grandfather decides to cut you out of his inheritance, just let it go, 'cuz it's gone source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	59

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